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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The New Meritocracy

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, The New Meritocracy is ranked 354^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Radioactive Republic of Jasque	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.”
2.	The Holy Meritocratic Republic of Argyres	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Fluctuat nec mergitur!”
3.	The Matriarchy of The Pole Dancers	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Tip More for Better Service!”
4.	The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner10	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Romulus”
5.	The Free Republic of Frappuccino	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“mmm... coffee”