by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The North Pacific

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 5,947th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Fallen Empire of Otakus and WeebsIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Oopsies”
32.The Most Serene Republic of BlorgoniaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Oh yeah”
33.The Corporate Territory of BwethelhaymIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Order Above All”
34.The Dominion of GrudgeCorporate Police State Halliburton“Bleh”
35.The Musical Dancing Nation of Vylixan ApolloCorporate Police State Halliburton“Ο Απόλλωνας είναι ζεστός”
36.The Roll of TapeBenevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency“Just Stick With It”
37.The United States of Sapien-ZustandCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Leave nothing but the verb.”
38.The Kingdom of LeadoriteFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Lead before all.”
39.The Armed Republic of Yurp CentralCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Do, or do not, there is no try”
40.The Ricky Spanish Easter Egg of ShibutaniFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Ricky Spanish”
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