by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 12,274th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Dictatorship of TrumpenisiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Love it or leave it!”
12.The United Christmas States of RandoesAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Well, we'd better get out of here then.”
13.The Commonwealth of Lund ElightonCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Liberty shall bring about inquisition and understanding”
14.The Serene Deliberations of YraipotnojLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“One for All and All for Everyone”
15.The Sultanate of SulfuriumCorporate Police State Halliburton“Might Makes Right”
16.The Dreaming of UnshleepdAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“I owe my solitude to other people”
17.The Cyberpunk Chaos of HeadingtoniaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Smile, you're doomed”
18.The Federation of OnpersCorporate Police State Halliburton“Reality is as we percieve it”
19.The Corporate Dictatorship of RaynalaCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Success is final; failure is fatal”
20.The Flaming Trash-Pit of AbomnFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“I will make you suffer.”
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