The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 12,274th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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11. | The Dictatorship of Trumpenisia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Love it or leave it!” | |
12. | The United Christmas States of Randoes | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Well, we'd better get out of here then.” | |
13. | The Commonwealth of Lund Elighton | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Liberty shall bring about inquisition and understanding” | |
14. | The Serene Deliberations of Yraipotnoj | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “One for All and All for Everyone” | |
15. | The Sultanate of Sulfurium | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Might Makes Right” | |
16. | The Dreaming of Unshleepd | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “I owe my solitude to other people” | |
17. | The Cyberpunk Chaos of Headingtonia | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Smile, you're doomed” | |
18. | The Federation of Onpers | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Reality is as we percieve it” | |
19. | The Corporate Dictatorship of Raynala | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Success is final; failure is fatal” | |
20. | The Flaming Trash-Pit of Abomn | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “I will make you suffer.” |