The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 12,641st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Corporate Dictatorship of Raynala | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Success is final; failure is fatal” | |
| 22. |  The Republic of Card Puppet 4 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Motto” | |
| 23. |  The Dictatorship of Yatoshia Corporation | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 24. |  The Ricky Spanish Easter Egg of Shibutani | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Ricky Spanish” | |
| 25. |  The Rum Soaked Eldritch Horror of Blue Wolf II | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “DIE GAS PUMPER!” | |
| 26. |  The Kingdom of Leadorite | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Lead before all.” | |
| 27. |  The Republic of Greater Urovas | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Potissimum Aliud Logica” | |
| 28. |  The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “I'm lovin' it” | |
| 29. |  The Seaside Kingdom of Murias | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Irresistible and Inescapable” | |
| 30. |  The Fallen Empire of Otakus and Weebs | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Oopsies” |
