The Most Primitive in The North Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 23,752nd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Fear God and Keep His Commandments” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Felinocracy of Slugistan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Kittens rule, puppies drool” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Respublica of Tyrannical overlords 3 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “I love the name of honor more than I fear death.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Card Puppet 4 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Motto” | |
| 5. |  The GENERALLY HONOURABLE NATION of ROM | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “DRAGON ENERGY” | |
| 6. |  The ⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜ of 9003 | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ ♪ ♫ |̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅| ♫ ♪ ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of Bloody Sire | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “We must unhumanize ourselves a little” | |
| 8. |  The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of Small Venezia | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “¡Pa que vos veáis!” | |
| 9. |  The Forest Kingdom of Wireennas | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “No one provokes me with impunity.” | |
| 10. |  The Most Serene Republic of Blorgonia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Oh yeah” |
