The Rudest Citizens in The North Pacific
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
| 2. |  The Second Best of Noahs Second Country | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “₂” | |
| 3. |  The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic Rodents | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “United we stand, divided, we scamper about” | |
| 4. |  The United Christmas States of Randoes | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Well, we'd better get out of here then.” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Corfad | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Strength through unity, Unity Through Faith” | |
| 6. |  The Realistic Logical Ideologist of Illusia and Neverendia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Home to IA, the one and only!” | |
| 7. |  The World of Simone Republic | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Forward” | |
| 8. |  The Dreaming of Unshleepd | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “I owe my solitude to other people” | |
| 9. |  The E-Democracy of The Rhein States | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Nullius In Verba” | |
| 10. |  The Coastal MPG Movie Republic of Sahin K | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “From the ice cold waters!” |
