The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Pogaria | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Join us or go to hell.” | |
| 2. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
| 4. |  The Congressional Republic of Silentiorum | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Libertas Omnis, Paritas Omnis, Boni Omnis” | |
| 5. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 6. |  The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
| 7. |  The Scientific Collectives of Frenequesta | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Excelsior in Weisheit” | |
| 8. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 9. |  The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Amō Amōrem” | |
| 10. |  The Third Social Alliance of Verben | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Freedom must be protected at all cost!” |
