The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Pogaria | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Join us or go to hell.” | |
| 2. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 3. |  The Revisionist Republic of Multiple Bounty | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Cold Beer & Peanuts Here!” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of Reskellia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Help yourself first to better help others.” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
| 6. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 7. |  The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Amō Amōrem” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!” | |
| 9. |  The International State of ROLASS | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Peace, Work, Prosperity” | |
| 10. |  The Congressional Republic of Silentiorum | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Libertas Omnis, Paritas Omnis, Boni Omnis” |
