by Max Barry

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The Pacific World Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in the Pacific

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 12,908th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free State of LangerslandIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“The wise council? I had them lined up and shot.”
2.The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and DroidsDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Jar Jar, you're a genius!”
3.The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheadsIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Obey or die”
4.The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-NiggurathPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl agl fhtagn”
5.The Grand Duchy of MustanokiIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Dico, Dico, Dico”
6.The Desruc Soahc of Drawkcab SreknihtIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Ew Era Eht Backward Thinkers !”
7.The Kingdom of SpordaCorporate Police State Halliburton“Long live Sporda!”
8.The Autocrat's Dominion of PekenIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Liberation through Obedience!”
9.The Esqlloyoeqzogf of Qf Xfxelxiquis FiquzogfIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Ziol Ol zit Iqu, Ziqz Vitf D'qorl Sot g'f Zitok W'qeal!”
10.The Confederacy of HalbhalbhaAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Yeah, Nah”
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