by Max Barry

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The Pacific World Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in the Pacific

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 12,229th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheadsIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Obey or die”
2.The Autocrat's Dominion of PekenIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Liberation through Obedience!”
3.The Desruc Soahc of Drawkcab SreknihtIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Ew Era Eht Backward Thinkers !”
4.The Kingdom of SpordaCorporate Police State Halliburton“Long live Sporda!”
5.The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-NiggurathIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl agl fhtagn”
6.The Confederacy of HalbhalbhaAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Yeah, Nah”
7.The Grand Duchy of MustanokiIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Dico, Dico, Dico”
8.The Esoteric Armed Forces of The Dunwich DominionLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Anekh Brak Cthulhu”
9.The Petrifying Procrastinations of The Free Joy StateIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Obedience is Man's Greatest Strength”
10.The Jingoistic States of Peace and SharingIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Pinnacle of Paradise”
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