by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

The Pacific World Census

The Most Cultured in the Pacific

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 4,786th in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of NordenshireCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Wir lieben Kartoffelen”
2.The Republic of This was probably a bad ideaCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Illegitimi non carborundum”
3.The Empire of DragkoniaCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Sic Semper Tyrannis”
4.The Federal Republic of WinklebottomNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“E pluribus unum”
5.The Most Handsome Array of DingbatsCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Swerve”
6.The Commonwealth of The ImpoverishedCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Be sensible with the nonsense.”
7.The Corporonation of HexalotCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Progress through Technology and Sustainable Economy”
8.The Empire of Mystery7Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“We Are Here!”
9.The Pass the Holy Grand Duchy of FredanicaLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Smiles upon Dumb Animals and Fredanica”
10.The Imperial Reich of KilkvoMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Gott Mit Uns, Wir Werden Imperia ”
1234. . .690691»