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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Philippines

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Province of Agusan del SurAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Bago. Bukas. Liberal.”
2.The Province of AklanNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Oldest Province in the Philippines”
3.The Cheesiest Place on Earth of A Big TummyNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Watatew”
4.The Province of BasilanNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Unity in Our Diverse Culture”
5.The Province of BiliranCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Paradise Undiscovered”
6.The Province of BoholDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Beautiful Bohol, Priceless Gem of the Philippines”
7.The City of Cagayan de OroCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“City of Golden Friendship”
8.The Province of Camarines SurInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Leni Robredo for Senator 2025”
9.The Province of Davao del SurNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Land of Eagles”
10.The Province of Davao de OroCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Golden Capital of the Philippines”
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