The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Philippines
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Province of Agusan del Sur | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Bago. Bukas. Liberal.” | |
2. | The Province of Aklan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Oldest Province in the Philippines” | |
3. | The Cheesiest Place on Earth of A Big Tummy | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Watatew” | |
4. | The Province of Basilan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Unity in Our Diverse Culture” | |
5. | The Province of Biliran | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Paradise Undiscovered” | |
6. | The Province of Bohol | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Beautiful Bohol, Priceless Gem of the Philippines” | |
7. | The City of Cagayan de Oro | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “City of Golden Friendship” | |
8. | The Province of Camarines Sur | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Leni Robredo for Senator 2025” | |
9. | The Province of Davao del Sur | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Land of Eagles” | |
10. | The Province of Davao de Oro | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Golden Capital of the Philippines” |