The Highest Crime Rates in The Philippines
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, The Philippines is ranked 1,946th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
|1.||The Queen's State of Kromantse||Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society||“done”|
|2.||The Queen's State of Makabansa||Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society||“Maka-Diyos, Maka-Tao, Makakalikasan at Makabansa”|
|3.||The Queen's State of Dean Burk||Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers||“Rough and Rugged”|
|4.||The Queen's State of Piney Duck||Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches||“True Smokies”|
|5.||The Queen's State of Pontes Valley||Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy||“Grand View”|
|6.||The Queen's State of Ellis Valley||Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives||“Green Hills of Home”|
|7.||The Queen's State of Foisey||Free-Market Paradise Randroids||“Trying To Get It”|
|8.||The Irresistible Force of Douglas MacArthur||Corporate Police State Halliburton||“In war there is no substitute for victory.”|
|9.||The Queen's State of Schlechtes||Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors||“Today or whenever”|