by Max Barry

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The Philippines World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in The Philippines

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The Philippines is ranked 1,946th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queen's State of KromantseAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“done”
2.The Queen's State of MakabansaAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Maka-Diyos, Maka-Tao, Makakalikasan at Makabansa”
3.The Queen's State of Dean BurkCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Rough and Rugged”
4.The Queen's State of Piney DuckCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“True Smokies”
5.The Queen's State of Pontes ValleyMother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Grand View”
6.The Queen's State of Ellis ValleyCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Green Hills of Home”
7.The Queen's State of FoiseyFree-Market Paradise Randroids“Trying To Get It”
8.The Irresistible Force of Douglas MacArthurCorporate Police State Halliburton“In war there is no substitute for victory.”
9.The Queen's State of SchlechtesIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Today or whenever”