The Most Influential in The Popptart Empire
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Uterusville | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “human rights are not allowed here ♥️” | |
| 2. | The Equal Land of Glooply | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Be nice to nice.” | |
| 3. |  The Desert of Freeman I | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Raise above yourself!” | |
| 4. |  The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 387 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Join Lily” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of Carmine Prime | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
