The Safest in The Proletariat Coalition
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist States of Blackbird | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. [TPC]” | |
| 2. |  The Mapped Marvellousness of Minyos | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “One solution: (R)evolution!” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue State of Tahar Joblis | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “If you can't beat 'em... you need more training.” | |
| 4. |  The Former Cuban Delegate of Isla Pena | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “The Proletariat Coalition Ambassador at Large” |
