The Randomly Misplaced Artificial Isles World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in The Randomly Misplaced Artificial Isles

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, The Randomly Misplaced Artificial Isles is ranked 581^st in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Ferrocupric Alloy of Quasiphage	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“25%”
2.	The Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Emancipate. Empower. Ascend.”
3.	The Republic of South-Murika	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Patience and love make nothing impossible.”