The Randomly Misplaced Artificial Isles World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Randomly Misplaced Artificial Isles is ranked 13,177^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of South-Murika	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Patience and love make nothing impossible.”
2.	The Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Emancipate. Empower. Ascend.”