The Fattest Citizens in the Rejected Realms
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the Rejected Realms is ranked 10,679th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nod | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Peace through Power” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Give pea... ummm... war a chance.” | |
| 3. |  The Truly Free State of Western Scientificum | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “That's your own problem!” | |
| 4. |  The Strex Corp Subsidiary of Restorza | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Freedom costs money” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Zetox | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The Great Gazoo!” | |
| 6. | The Republic of Ysarga | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Sic Semper Tyrannis” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Kitten-eaters | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Fried kittens are tasty” | |
| 8. | The Commonwealth of Monianoli | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “In Money we trust” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Anar land | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Wasteland of Savage Frontier | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “War. War never changes” |
