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The Most Primitive in The Republic of California

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Bailey Quarters	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Pride and Industry”
2.	The District of Pacific King	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“State”
3.	The Colony of Nicolas Cruz	Free-Market Paradise Randroids	“Nationstate”
4.	The State of Godsek	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Gaw d sek to”
5.	The Queendom of Branahuie	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Land”
6.	The State of Edgewood Elm	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“First Step”
7.	The Queendom of Ingomara	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“From Here to There”
8.	The State of Michele Brooke	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“From Many, One”