The Fattest Citizens in The Rose Garden
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Rose Garden is ranked 5,981st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Singing Peoples of Princess Magogo||Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists||“Ngizokushaya Wena”|
|2.||The Colony of Purple Roses||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“Cuivis dolori remedium est patientia.”|
|3.||The Armed Republic of Kiravian Envoy Epsilon||Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois||“You Stand Where You Sit”|