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The Fattest Citizens in The Six Counties of Ulster

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Blakeney Landing	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Discovery”
2.	The State of Thomaville	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Mission Accomplished”
3.	The State of Ellenor	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“From the beginning”
4.	The State of Guarania	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“State”
5.	The Queendom of Oghmaigh	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“State”
6.	The State of Alki Point	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“We Will Endure”
7.	The Queen's State of Petryn	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Strength Through Compliance”
8.	The Queen's State of Cardinal North	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Rabid”