The Most Primitive in the South Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Republic of Card2170 | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Buibs” | |
| 22. | The Republic of Frenzied Flame | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 23. |  The Holy Empire of United Blip Yel Alberaxtate | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 24. | The Incorporated States of Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Learn from the past.” | |
| 25. | The Most Serene Republic of Migilon | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Tranquility! Justice! Equality!” | |
| 26. |  The Free Land of The ex-persecuted brotherhood | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “We are free from the chains of slavery!” | |
| 27. |  The Commonwealth of Foln Courves | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 28. | The Empire of Istanie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 29. |  The Empire of Walestia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “May the emperor and his people prosper” | |
| 30. |  The Federal Republic of Bill Clinton the Cold Warrior | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “In God We Trust” |
