by Max Barry

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The South Pacific World Census

The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,642nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Republic of Crazed monkiesDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Vote monkey, get monkey”
2.The Technocracy of The Clockwork RepublicDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“The Way Forward”
3.The Dracocracy of TheorinDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”
4.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Whatever, I do what I want”
5.The PS2 Puppet of HeliosphereDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Stop reading my motto!”
6.The Northern Hinterland of TeaberryDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Pithy Latin phrase.”
7.The Federal Republic of West green IsraelLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“For greener future”
8.The United Socialist States of EmailistanScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”
9.The Community of LaocracyDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Labor omnia vincit”
10.The Republic of Kiasu-ismDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
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