The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 11,539th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “My way or the highway” | |
| 2. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
| 3. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Darkmen | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “gold or lead” | |
| 5. |  The Armed Republic of Sprinkler | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “To rule and opress” | |
| 6. |  The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of Shrimp | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Can I trade in the children for more cash?” | |
| 7. |  The Please withdraw endorse me of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Make Hong Kong great again” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Olongon | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 9. |  The Red Panda Clan of Syvani | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Force of Togetherness” | |
| 10. |  The Vampiric Empire of Bloody Buttered Blooming Onions | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “I'm bad” |
