by Max Barry

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The South Pacific World Census

The Most Primitive in the South Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 13,686th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Holy Disputed Lands of East green IsraelPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“No man know what the future holds.”
3.The Evil Principality of Darkness-Hell on EarthPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“I expect you to die”
4.The PS2 Puppet of XynlandiaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
5.The PS2 Puppet of AqualagoonPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
6.The Orwellian Dictatorship of DnalbradleyPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“(Maniacal Laughter)”
7.The Kingdom of The Proboscis TribePsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“You know what they say about big noses”
8.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State Halliburton“gold or lead”
9.The Federation of Francoist NetherlandsIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Je Mainaindrai even more”
10.The Tribe of Forrested KareliaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“We speak for the Trees”
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