The Nudest in the South Pacific
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,634th in the world for Nudest.
|1.||The Republic of New Scrunk||Left-wing Utopia Utopia||“Let's go sicko mode”|
|2.||The Republic of Neinalia||Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches||“We want freedom”|
|3.||The Most Serene Republic of Gymnostan||Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State||“Man came from apes; society came from man.”|
|4.||The Free Land of Medina Station||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists||“For the belt”|
|5.||The Empire of Terirrarre||Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship||“From the emperor's flame ”|
|6.||The Free Land of Kottlin||Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State||“By The People For The People”|
|7.||The Most Serene Republic of Fonky Monkey Land||Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State||“STRAIGHT FONKY!!!”|
|8.||The Queendom of Imkitopia||New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy||“Decus omne Regina!”|
|9.||The Free Land of Carlestan||Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches||“Don't touch my stuff and get off my lawn”|
|10.||The Republic of Naturellia-land||Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens||“We are nature -nature is us”|