The World World Census
The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Lunch of PerpetualMotionMachine | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Something for nothing!” | |
| 2. |  The Confederacy of The Goggles | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Deo Vindice” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No man know what the future holds.” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Praise be to our Holy Goddess” | |
| 7. |  The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
| 8. |  The Most Christian City of Ordenza | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Do not despair” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Ever dark | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “All is one. All is strife. The worthy rise.” | |
| 10. |  The Apocalypse of GeodesicDragon | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Glory to the Apocalypse!” |
