The Fattest Citizens in The Union for Domination and Prosperity
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Union for Domination and Prosperity is ranked 2,990th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Lazy Leo | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Patience is a passion tamed.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of La Canga | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “By The People For The People” |
