by Max Barry

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The Highest Crime Rates in The Union of Democratic States

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The Union of Democratic States is ranked 16,266th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Empire of SantaJulietaCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Strength Through Compliance”
12.The Kingdom of Bulgaria and ThraciaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“We Will Endure”
13.The Republic of MoputuNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Onward”
14.The Protectorate of HelsheirCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Thou Saith The Lord”
15.The Empire of TrumblonCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Mama”
16.The People's Republic of ZetesibyIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“I do believe I told you so”
17.The Federation of The Super-EarthFree-Market Paradise Randroids“Become a Hero. Become a Legend. Become a Helldiver!”
18.The Empire of RewulivRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Might Makes Right”
19.The United States of Milwaukee and WisconsinNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Forward”
20.The Allied States of BlosaminLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“If I can’t be my own, I’d feel better dead.”
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