The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The United Peoples Union
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Drea Housopia | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Warschauer | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Patience makes the heart grow fonder.” |
