The Fattest Citizens in The Universal Allegiance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of The Souppeonnce | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Sain Islesh | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “You Can't Stop Progress” |
