The World World Census
The Highest Drug Use in the World
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
2. | The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
3. | The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
4. | The Republic of Laser Guns | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Motto” | |
5. | The Republic of Bright Stars | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “OK” | |
6. | The Republic of Gindama | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Motto” | |
7. | The Undefined Lawless Territory of Total anarchya | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “ataxias kai anarkhias” | |
8. | The Republic of Buddhai | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Motto” | |
9. | The Properties of Soylent Megacorp | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Try delicious Soylent™! Now in Soylent Green™!” | |
10. | The Banana Republic of Kazejin | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Death to all llamas.” |