The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in The Watchtower
World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Silent Sands of Moorglade | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “They move fast, they tell me” | |
| 2. |  The Early Morning Philosophy of Penumber | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I need to pee” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of A Fibula | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The best lack all conviction” | |
| 4. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Baculi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Thigh bone connected to the hip bone” | |
| 5. |  The Approach of Two Riders | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 6. |  The Malignant Narcisism of General Jackson | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Beware the wrath of General Jackson” | |
| 7. |  The Coming and Going of All The Women | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 8. |  The View of Watchtower Princess | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 9. |  The Max Headroom of Paper Blood | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Keep running for your life” | |
| 10. |  The Coming and Going also of Barefoot Servants | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” |
