The Most Corrupt Governments in the West Pacific
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Haedlia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “For the blessed nation!” | |
| 2. |  The Territory of Deamonopolis | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Light of the South” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of New Scottika | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Believe, Obey, Fight!” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Hypermeridionalis | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Ynys yr Affalon” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Hyperseptentrionalis | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Equus horribilis” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Triflusia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “United, Glorious, Victorious.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Empire of a Million Suns | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “In individuals, insanity is rare but in groups the norm” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Sycamorstan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Work harder slaves!” | |
| 9. |  The Big Soft Paws of Adaia | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Gender? I hardly know 'er!” | |
| 10. |  The Lively Fanatic of Unified Democratic Europe | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Numquam Soli Ambulabitis” |
