The Fattest Citizens in The West Pole
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Everlasting Empire of Bej | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Bej Never Dies” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of StarWars | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “For the Galactic Empire!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Nob Dwattiush | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Oppressed Peoples of The Replo | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Peace and Justice” |
