The Rudest Citizens in The Western Isles
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Parliamentary Republic of Chasia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Veritas. Aequitas. Libertas.” | |
| 2. |  The Salimanasia of The United Partitions | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Xolxayotztli yn Titolpextli | Liberty and Progress” | |
| 3. |  The Intermittent Republic of Murab | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.” | |
| 4. |  The United Republics of Dormill and Stiura | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Liberty, Justice, Democracy” | |
| 5. |  The Island Republic of Cosie | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Ubi bene, ibi patria” | |
| 6. |  The Isle of Perceu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Criação e Convicção” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of Nhoor | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Ōlwr pw īsāre gil mhejōboch pw dartille!” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Empire of Lodestara | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Together, we are strong.” | |
| 9. |  The United Syndicates of New Guangxi Clique | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “对一个人的伤害就是对所有人都的伤害” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Biaten | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “We are one, we are equal” |
