by Max Barry

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The Most Scientifically Advanced in The World Rearranged

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, The World Rearranged is ranked 17,778th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Hell of Chez SatanCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Nine circles, open to all.”
2.The Holy Pink Sultanate of Al-LeilahCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“May the night bless the day's work.”
3.The Sanctimonious Confederacy of UstexCorporate Police State Halliburton“Be nice, or be dead”
4.The Empire of the Khagan of HulaguCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Obey and live in freedom”
5.The Matriarchy of DjuphCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“The desert's most abundant lake.”
6.The Emirate of Rub Al-HijrahNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“In faith, you cannot be too liberal.”
7.The Unruly Assassins of MolkhCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Who says we need a national motto?”
8.The Green Cloverfield of EirymruDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Allow us to stiffen your upper lips.”
9.The Green Legions of TarmakmeniaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Let me tell you a short history of tractors...”
10.The Al-Amirat al-Mutahhidah of Taqrib Abu HamzaCorporate Police State Halliburton“In the name of the Most Merciful”
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