The Most Primitive in Timor Leste
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Casper Rico | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of Dathe | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Enumeration” | |
| 3. |  The State of Maskinonge | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Yang di-Pertuan Negara | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Magaala Gabuuti | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Aquila Altair | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 7. |  The State of Seymour | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 8. |  The State of Tetum | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Tetum” |
