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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Tonga

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Achigain	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Ever try another go”
2.	The State of Barbara C	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“RIP”
3.	The State of BlackBird Kitty	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“One trick pony”
4.	The State of Dolcci Carlos	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Don't touch the hare”
5.	The Queen's State of Pasley	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“So As”
6.	The State of Q-Ten	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“RIP”
7.	The State of Tupou	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“State”
8.	The Queen's State of Zeraterra	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Depends Upon The Circumstances”