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The Most Beautiful Environments in Tonga

World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Tupou	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“State”
2.	The Queen's State of Zeraterra	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Depends Upon The Circumstances”
3.	The State of BlackBird Kitty	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“One trick pony”
4.	The State of Q-Ten	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“RIP”
5.	The District of Achigain	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Ever try another go”
6.	The Queen's State of Pasley	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“So As”
7.	The State of Barbara C	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“RIP”
8.	The State of Dolcci Carlos	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Don't touch the hare”