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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Trinidad and Tobago

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Caramona	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Commonwealth”
2.	The District of Cluna	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Just trying”
3.	The State of Dullardville	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Really?”
4.	The Queen's Royal Province of Fefa	Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Mother Always Knows Best”
5.	The State of Keldonnia	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“RIP”
6.	The Queen's State of Make Peace	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“It Is Time”
7.	The State of Monitu	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Dare to Bridge the Gorge Between Us”
8.	The Republic of SSN43	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Erin Go Bragh”
9.	The Most Serene Republic of Sunswept Beach	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Sun and beaches”
10.	The State of Swannell	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Try As I Might”