The Fattest Citizens in Trump
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Trump is ranked 3,068th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Chitato Hops Over 38 Fash | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “( ╯^°□°^）╯︵ ┻FASH┻” |
