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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Ulaanbaatar

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of 760323	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“First of three”
2.	The State of Eliud	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Wilds”
3.	The State of Grimsthorpe	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Here or There”
4.	The Queen's State of MyDogBen	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Life's a Beach in Heat”
5.	The State of Onondaga	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Capital Idea”
6.	The District of Taranta	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Community”
7.	The State of Tuvaro	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Evil is”
8.	The State of Unidade	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Pride and Industry”