by Max Barry

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The Most Ignorant Citizens in Undead Puppets

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of Jade OrokinFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
2.The United Kingdom of Monarch-StanningIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Heed my words: depend on me! I will always win!”
3.The Confederated Kingdoms of TeyyvatCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“The Seven Protect Us”
4.The Empire of Vynnh-rayhCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“We Will Endure”
5.The United Socialist States of Rossiya-StanningCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Is this what the Iris would call a breach of etiquette?”
6.The Legion of Draco AstarteFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Into the fires of battle, unto the Anvil of War!”
7.The Empire of Mainz-StanningFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Adding milk to coffee is nothing short of blasphemy!”
8.The Kindgom of MinceraftuCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Don't Mine Straight Down”
9.The United States of Georgia-StanningLibertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy“GEORGIA BEEAAAAM!”
10.The Waifu Empire of Littorio-StanningCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“There is Value to be Found in All Missions.”