The Most Ignorant Citizens in Union Mundial
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Gran Dios Javier | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Solo el Gran Líder Javier conoce la verdad” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Kanem Borniu | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Mai, Alá, Kanem” | |
| 3. |  The United States of Tombonia | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Ordem e Progresso” | |
| 4. |  The Federal States of Lebanese Marounistan | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “.الله. الوطن. العائلة” | |
| 5. |  The United States of Appelaccia | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “In God We Trust” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Fortidium | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “God & Fatherland” | |
| 7. |  The Organization of Mitteleuropa- | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Freiheit, Einheit, Fortschritt” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Helennia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Ειρήνη εν τω οίκω, Ειρήνη εν τω κόσμο” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Yoqtan | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Stella Clavisque Maris Indici” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Arnur | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Dios, Patria, Fueros, Rey.” |
