by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Union Mundial

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Union Mundial is ranked 14,177th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The American Stats of VirliniaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“In God We Trust”
2.The Republic of AtaroaCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“In Oriente triumphalis ex adversitate florescis”
3.The Republic of Nueva CastillaCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Unidos en libre concordia”
4.The Kingdom of Krolestwo PolenAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Honor i Ojczyzna”
5.The Royaume of EstorgaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Por Dios, por el Emperador y por el Rey”
6.The United States of AppelacciaRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“In God We Trust”
7.The Volkstuom of Zuid-AfrikaCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Concordia res parvæ crescunt”
8.The United States of TomboniaCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Ordem e Progresso”
9.The Kingdom of LyoneisCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Por la Libertad !!”
10.The Republic of BolivarrAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Liberdad y Orden”
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