The Fattest Citizens in Union Mundial
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Union Mundial is ranked 14,177th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The American Stats of Virlinia | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “In God We Trust” | |
2. | The Republic of Ataroa | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “In Oriente triumphalis ex adversitate florescis” | |
3. | The Republic of Nueva Castilla | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Unidos en libre concordia” | |
4. | The Kingdom of Krolestwo Polen | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Honor i Ojczyzna” | |
5. | The Royaume of Estorga | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Por Dios, por el Emperador y por el Rey” | |
6. | The United States of Appelaccia | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “In God We Trust” | |
7. | The Volkstuom of Zuid-Afrika | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Concordia res parvæ crescunt” | |
8. | The United States of Tombonia | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Ordem e Progresso” | |
9. | The Kingdom of Lyoneis | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Por la Libertad !!” | |
10. | The Republic of Bolivarr | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Liberdad y Orden” |