by Max Barry

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The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Union of Allied Planets

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of CinepolisNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Coming soon”
2.The Confederacy of DominosCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“30 minutes or less”
3.The Robotic Republic of QwertopiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Rise of the machines”
4.The Republic of CasinopolisCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Everyone's a winner”
5.The Protectorate of Times SquareCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“New York... Disneyfied”
6.The Republic of PuzzleopolisNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Within puzzles lies the secret of human intelligence”
7.The Incorporated States of BellerophonCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Opes Chimaeram occidit”
8.The Unincorporated Community of Neptune CaliforniaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Marshmallow central”
9.The Federation of Union of Allied PlanetsCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Motto”
10.The Franchise of Kentucky Fried ChickenCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Finger Lickin' Good”
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