The World World Census
The Most Cheerful Citizens in the World
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Kingdom of Kaigi | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
2. | The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.” | |
3. | The United Socialist States of Span | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “We Own Y'all!” | |
4. | The Empire of Corsaria | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.” | |
5. | The Republic of Kyupaa | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?” | |
6. | The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “To Dream the Impossible Dream” | |
7. | The Fielzão of Timao | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Timão Eô!” | |
8. | The Dystopic World Nation of Omegadrax | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Happy Citizens. Happy Businesses. Happy Nation.” | |
9. | The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “A Starbucks and weed dispensary on every corner!” | |
10. | The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “If there were a premium to be paid on bad ideas, I'd want drilling rights to your head.” |