The Safest in United Fascist Workers Association
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, United Fascist Workers Association is ranked 11,556th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Independent State of The Croatian Islanders | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “For homeland - ready!” | |
| 2. |  The Provisional Government of Oretania | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Libertas” | |
| 3. |  The The German Federation of Sovereign Republics | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Vorwärtz, zu der Zukunft!” | |
| 4. |  The National Syndicated Kingdom of Zordennox | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Foi, Travail, Famille, Patrie!” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Lumiat | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “In peace, for the world. In war, for the fatherland.” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Vortissa | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Mos Legem Regit” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of The White Mountain | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Live Free or Die” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Yaque | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Fe, Unidad, Lealtad” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Aelderia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Empire Forever” | |
| 10. |  The Eurasian Hundreds of Europasia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Orthodoxy, Autocracy, and Nationality!” |
