The Rudest Citizens in United Fascist Workers Association
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Scottish Unionist state | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 2. |  The Federated States of Pacifika | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “For Region, For Nation” |
