The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in United Imperial Union
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of EER OT | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “For EER OT” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Etats confederes d Amerique | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Deo Vindice” | |
| 3. |  The Royal Empire of Imperial States America | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “For the ISA & The Royal Family” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Lake Bryan | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To lake to shore to Lake Bryan we go” | |
| 5. |  The Free Confederacy of The Forever Whatever People | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Free to do what ever if the law allows it.” |
